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Between the bots, the hatred and the bigotry there’s already enough reasons to get rid of Twitter. Last week I accidentally seen an image of the Edinburgh decapitated head on there. That was finally straw for me. Add to the fact that it’s owned by an edgy, self gratifying child I’d much rather...

What in the actual fuck

Cheers! Not for this release, my first two singles I made music videos for and uploaded them to YouTube but there’s no money to be made there and it was cutting into the streams. Plus it took a fucking age hahaha. Lockdown was grim mate and I was in a similar boat, hard to find inspiration when...

Thought I’d make a thread for posting any of your projects or creations in light of me releasing my third single. Speaking of which I’ve just released my third single, Tear at the Blade! You can stream it on Spotify below if you’re into self made, processed as fuck, whiney indie. Tear at the...

Seen Ramsays are doing a deal with travel, accommodation and admittance. Coaches going from Dundee, Dunfermline, Kirkcaldy and Edinburgh. I’m in Dundee too and was thinking about doing this to take my young lad.

Away kit released to stores on 18th of July, third kit to be released 8th of August

Just so happens that we have a digital clock print all over our current home kit. Also by chance it’s light blue. Someone get me a new Kleenex box

The neighbour one was the one I was thinking of, what was the name of the porn star she looked like?? Asking for a mate

What ever happened to the poster who seemed obsessed with his neighbour and wanted to ask her out on a date after she asked for a cup of sugar or something?

The Friday looks grim, imagine paying money to watch that glorified busker. But some decent bands on the whole weekend!!

Here it was an easy choice, suspected homicide house or 3 star hotel in moss side.

Alright shagger calm down

Best £43 I’ve ever spent

Right boys and girls I’m coming down near you lot to Warrington for a festival in September. Just booked accommodation in a semi detached, zero review, assumed murder house 2.5 miles away from Victoria park. The whole listing was in Chinese. What are the odds of my body parts ending up served in...

Bit of a shameless plug for my recent tune. If you like whiney indie with too much autotune and not enough mixing then feel free to give it a listen!

Third kit to be released on the 19th of August. Not that anyone of sound mind will buy it!!

Just gonna leave this here…

Home kit released to stores on 14th of July. Away kit on the 29th

Still trying to process that we are in THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL Holy shit!! Sat in the dark watching the game covered in biscuit crumbs with an absolute stonker. What a game, what a team, what a brilliant position to be in. Boooooooooo!!

I’m 26 you cheeky sod