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...and ripping the piss out of The Verve in the music video.

Fucks sake. I hope they go out and get thrashed by whoever knocks them out.

England are the Newcastle of international football. Haven't won anything since the 60s, keep trying to win but always fall short, but as long as they are playing at the top table every 2 years and always selling out games getting bums on seats, it's all good.

.... and they wonder why they are hated outside of England. England are definitely the Millwall of international football, especially how their supporters behave and love being hated.

Definitely the worse kit in the whole tournament England have. That collar looks like someone at Nike hacked away at it with garden shears. I just don't know why England always are so good at having shit shirts made for them. That Three Lions badge definitely ruins it though, it's too huge and...

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I must be the only person on Earth who hates that Skinner and Baddiel ft The Lighting Seeds song. Even my Austrian friend bought it on CD single back in 1996. It's tuneless, idiots stream it every 2 years, it gets back into the charts and they are not funny. My mother likes it and wanted me to...

That's how you come back from 1-0 down and be respectful of your opponents. England take note, you tailor made Nike wearing pricks.

How many players on that Slovakia side play for a top 5 European club?. England should be embarrassed, not being arrogant winding up the opposition bench. So many twats wearing England shirts in town despite the jammy nature of the win. And football isn't "coming home", it's never left, it's...

Oh god yeah, if Alan Hansen said that it would be always brought up.

It may be an English Premier League players XI with the exception of Bellendham, but they are overrated and cannot gel.

And more plays of Three Lions. Lighting Seeds are a shit band and would be making a loss on their record sales and gigs if Skinner and Baddiel didn't intervene. I have been watching old Fantasy Football League clips on YouTube and have been "Why did I find that funny?, it's shit and they ruined...

Who should have played for Albania. Would have got more games. Just because he was 18, was a rag and scored twice on his debut against the mighty Sunderland.... He should play for England.

That England shirt that "celebrated" English fashion and tailoring has to be the worst football shirt I've ever seen. It had this button collar that was supposed to give a "retro" vibe to it and had "150 Years" above the Three Lions crest. Then to make it worse, had this "confetti" design to it...

And have the worse kits at the tournament every bloody time. Umbro... Nike.... They are awful companies at designing stuff for national teams. Supporting dippers, supporting rags and dancing in the street at it. It makes my skin crawl and I can't ignore my hatred for these specimen just...

Spain will have the "Drei Löwen" for breakfast.

That Three Lions badge is one of the worse crests I've ever seen on a football shirt. People seem to worship it, while a song everyone likes apart from me boasts about it. It's a symbol of a corrupt organisation known as "The FA" for christs sake.

Jude Bellendham, prick of the year.

Belitting other countries, something England does well thinking it's the centre of the universe or "God's country".

He's a total arsehole who probably voted Brexit