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Mudryk in the mud.

Emery dicked.

Wait for the lead up to the Euro 2024 Tournament, that's usually when the TV deals are favourable.

"You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free!"

Ten Rags was desperate to buy him for the rags, shame.

Mullets are alive and well in Germany.

They were both literally jerking off Eric Dier's defensive performances one minute before a gaping hole appeared for the Madrid goal.

His team did a 30 minutes good cameo for the rags vs Palace in his one season there before implementing a scorched earth policy.

Musiala does everything right until the final ball/shot in the box.

Harry Kane's Bayern vs Jude Bellinum's Real Madrid.

I love the fact that only one of the players up for sale has a positive PR spin on it with "Man Uniturd preference is to keep him and help bring him to top form but we will consider a sale if he wants to take on a new challenge or a substantial bid arrives" and he is PR Gashfoot.

I've never seen a +6ft £70m striker being bounced off the ball by +5ft £10m defenders so much as Rasmus Toilet. "Rock star" Rasmus, weak, never ready!

Chelsea attacks gets stuck in the mud with Mudryk.

Lucy Ward constantly banging on that Poochie is a good manager for the Chavs is getting tiring.

Funny how Plopp turned his nose at managing the rags because the club was pitched to him as an adult "Disneyland" yet his farewell quadruple tour has been filmed by Disney. Kloppocryte.

Plopp the voyeur always has an opinion on anything not concerning his club, but as soon as he's asked about the touchline spat with Salah and his title race aspirations, he's not in the mood to talk about it. The mardarse.

Puredung Plopp "man of the people" "top 5 Prem manager ever" "a breath of fresh air for the Prem" "Fascinating to watch what he does next" That was just a 5 minute period of punditry.

Al Johnson & Jean Carne - I'm Back For More (1980)

EtH!

Sly Sports hoping for a repeat capitulation, citing the rags were leading 3-0 against Coventry in the FA Cup.