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Nah mate, it's just stale farts from the beer

Don't waste your time mate. Just enjoy a quiet celebration when Dave is PM Again

Edited for you. The silly woman wants drowning. Evening Mackenzie. You keeping well?

My first car was a 1969 MGBGT I was 18. Bought it in 1974 Shagged myself into a coma

Re: A320 Airbus Crashes In The Alps. BBC It's her job to stand by the door ready to open it and not to sit next to the copilot. If he starts to get out of his chair she just opens the door and shouts. Job done

Either, I'm not shy ;-)

Me first. Nicely plump :-)

She is a girl dog so it looks like crop circles. The reason I use the Mobactor is because it doesn't contain harmful chemicals

Re: A320 Airbus Crashes In The Alps. BBC I take well over 100 flights a year and I have seen lots of my staff suffer with nerves, but they are just that. If you were to consider rationally how relatively safe flying is you wouldn't worry about doing it

As we have a dog, I use mobacter on our back lawn. I used it last year and it greens up slowly and the moss eats itself. It works fine but smells suspiciously like chicken manure :-0

Re: A320 Airbus Crashes In The Alps. BBC I just don't get anyone, however depressed thinking it was the right thing to do. He could have killed himself in lots of ways that wouldn't have affected anyone else. Selfish, selfish c**t

Only joking about the AstroTurf. I have put some weed and feed on so I will see how it goes for now. Thanks to you and TCIB for the advice, it's much appreciated

Re: A320 Airbus Crashes In The Alps. BBC You come across as very young. How old are you? The plane is not a cast off, it has been maintained by Lufthansa who have an impeccable reputation. Why would the French investigators lie to protect the Germans?

Isn't that weak though and not hard wearing enough to walk on?

I did try creating a meadow in part of it last year. Wasn't a great success. I am tempted to fuck it all off and put down AstroTurf

I think k there is so much rubble and stuff that it would bugger up a rotavator

Re: A320 Airbus Crashes In The Alps. BBC We need to get rid of the London underground drivers first

Cheers. Don't think I got across how compact this is. You could stand on a fork and it won't go right in in some places. I tried to dig a sink hole in the back garden and even using a pick axe it took me all day.

Re: A320 Airbus Crashes In The Alps. BBC Stop talking shit and answer my question on the gardening thread ;-)

My lawns are appalling. A professional landscaper who was taking a tree down for me had a quick look and he said there were literally a couple of inches of soil and underneath was compacted. My front garden was originally going to be a car park so has rubble in it and the back garden was used as...