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Fucksake, first Tolmie, now you. Can only imagine FCBarca will see this as a chance to return and get to the top of the 'likes' leaderboard :-)

It’s the “We’re shit!” right at the end that makes it. The perfect ending, so simple, but made me burst out laughing the first time I saw it, and the next ten or so.

Fucking have that!!!

I think City have got half a chance of holding out for penalties.

That's a fucking joke. Hope somebody twats the ball off his face next time he flings himself to the deck.

Seems strange though. Doesn't exactly strengthen your hand when dealing with other clubs who come for your players. And sets a precedent for your current stars. What if Caceido's agent knocks on Tony Bloom's door demanding a move? He's entitled to say, "You let MacAllister go for peanuts, you...

I must be missing something. How have Brighton sanctioned such a low fee when their chairman resolutely held out for a ridiculous sum for Cucurella?

Just to think, he could have passed City by if the Jorginho move had gone through. Ugh.

I didn't realise he was only 21! Must have been getting served in pubs since he was about 10. People will remember that one moment where Messi ripped him and start saying he's not good one on one. OK, so that was an inspired Messi, rolling back the years to win the one prize that had eluded him...

Will this do? "GET IT RIGHT FUCKIN' UP YE, YA COWARDLY, SHITHOUSE ****!"

I would.

Wow. Chucked Madrid about like an empty shirt. It doesn't get better than this!

Scoring during this spell is a must.

City a little unsure and sloppy in ways you don’t usually see. Whether it’s the occasion or this lot are in their heads a bit the team are not quite on it. 1-1 would fantastic and would fully expect them to finish the job at home.

For all you Bluemooners flapping just now it could be a lot worse. Falkirk just got fucked 6-2 in the Scottish league one playoff against Airdrie. Now THAT’S a challenging second leg.

Feels like a second for this lot is inevitable at the minute.

If Arsenal win their remaining three games they have a small chance of winning the league. If they drop any points at all they have virtually no chance. You have to believe City will see this out.

A timely lesson and reminder of how easy it is to fuck away a winning position when you lose your ruthlessness. Could end up being a good thing.

If those quotes attributed to Berger are real then at least we can stop viewing him as a reliable source.