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They burgle houses, steal cars, steal belongings out of people's back yards, leave the place looking like a rubbish tip (this list is by no means exhaustive). How much more enhancement or contribution can one ask for?

Quite right too. How fucking dare they.

Sorry, didn't get the context.

It might sound like that but do you honestly think that was the team that would have been put out if all our players were fully fit and available?

Or look at it another way, we immediately played better when Doku came on. I think the injury crisis is really beginning to bite. We'll see a huge difference when the injured players start to come back.

Why is it in the joke thread?

Don't forget Zelensky and the Ukrainians.

That same accusation (that we are shit in front of goal) has bandied about for years now, including title winning seasons, record breaking seasons and when the sainted Sergio was leading the line. Truth is that, while ballsing up great goalscoring opportunities isn't part of the strategy...

Never underestimate the wisdom of the crowd.

I know one that was made to pay £20 up front in a meter taxi. His fare came to £15. He was that pissed he forgot about the deposit he'd paid and decided to do a runner. Needless to say, the taxi driver didn't chase him down the road to give him his change.

Plenty do both, as well as do runners from taxis and plenty more besides. All of them cunts.

Renault Grand Scenic Diesel. I've had mine 10 years, bought it as a 4 year old. It had all the bells and whistles, fantastic engine, 7 seats, or 5 and a big load space, spent hardly anything on it apart from regular servicing and tyres etc. Only paid £3900 for it, it's now got 175000 miles on...

How fucking childish is that?

Luckily, Traore doesn't have any shooting boots. Fast as fuck, shit at finishing. Always has been.

I think we're worrying a bit too much at this stage of the season. The fact that Rodri is out injured is making everyone nervous and colouring everyone's judgement of how the team is performing. However, if we remember previous seasons, we always have stuttering and unconvincing performances...

I don't know but I look forward to his next one

Was it worth the effort?

When is your next self imposed absence?

I'm not falling for that.

Otherwise known as the Sick Swan