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The Siberian salt mines will be like a kitchen salt shaker, compared to the amount of saltiness coming our way in the next few days and thereafter lol The more salt the better!

Early in the game he gave the softest of free kicks to them when Haaland won the ball and was potentially away to score. Then Phil was kicked from pillar to post and Kev was lucky not to have his Achilles torn to shreds at one point. He let them get away with plenty of nasty fouls, but in the...

Yes there was quite a bit of swelling under his right eye

I've entered the prehistoric era!

On behalf of @Inter Me Nan may I say that was willed by the gods!

Officially named player of the match

Ask him how much he wants a season, and then double it!

Can our owners afford to buy the crown jewels and present them to Ortega. That save deserves a gift!

Come on big man. Yes!!!!!!!

Pen!

Wow what a magnificent save

Bring on stonesy

This is not fun

I'm sweating profusely

Something to do with relativity lol. Now back to the game :)

Did Einstein day time can slow down in a football game?

Well done Ortega

No replay that's weird

This is it! Come on City!

Yep. You can guarantee the eyeballs of the football world will be glued to their screens for this game. This gives me confidence because we are now built for the big occasion. I don't think our mighty blue boys will let us down tonight!