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Well, at least if he does join them he'll do so looking a complete tit after begging it with us for days.

Absolute shitshow this summer. Complete and utter shambles.

How have we fucked this up? Kane all summer, then Ronaldo begging to sign for us, while we're crying out for a goalscorer. Christ. Fucking shitshow.

Who do people think is on this flight? It's flying from Tenerife.

Ahhh, the good old days. Looking forward to the tears.

Have my second jab at City later, wonder if it'll be chaos later on.

Just bombed a big job interview, someone cheer me up.

Got on the jet with my Day-say-va

This is the funniest thing to happen since: https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/wayne-rooney-dials-999-as-united-901524

We've had our differences recently mate, but Christ. Thank you kind sir. Made my day hahahaha

They're fucking mourning on SSN, most sombre mood I've ever seen ahahahahahahaha GIVE ME MY FUCKING BANNER

This is the fucking funniest shit ever. I swear the club better not bottle it being all PC and "we want to be liked", softly softly, wet arses about it. We've tried too hard to be liked recently and rivals are still bitter as fuck. Let's embrace it. Fuck them. Get the biggest Welcome To...

I wish I had an RS7.

Schmeichel celebrating the goat's goal in the derby still boils piss to this day.

I had a conversation with a mate of mine who is a season ticket holder at the swamp last night. Told me he wasn't arsed. Insisted he didn't care. Then spent the entire evening trying to convince me via text why the move doesn't make sense, why it'd be a poor one. Why it wouldn't work. The "not...

Someone pointed this out to me earlier, but it hadn't occurred to me before and it really made me laugh. United's arguable all time great front three is Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez. Certainly of the PL era. The front three many rags grew up idolising and fawning over. Of that trio, one of them...

Yawn. Here we go. The Athletic saying there weren't negotiations between the clubs since late July is something to take note of, especially given the rumours on the City side were that it was more or less wrapped up. That appears overconfidence because clearly it wasn't close, at all. The...

Yes? We let it drag on for weeks when Spurs apparently weren't entertaining it, and at the same time only a week ago we had rumours on here from City sources that it was more or less wrapped up, when it was clearly far from it.

Spin or not, some on the City side were clearly overconfident. Ah well, we move on. The rag icon it is.

Direct from The Athletic: Where were all these confident rumours coming from? Bizarre.