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Phil Jones is responsible for the end of Breaking Bad being delayed for a year. He wants it as a celebratory gift for when he wins the golden boot AND the golden gloves.

There is no way of enforcing it if shes staying in halls. If she is in a student house just ignore them, they will send through a fuck load of junk mail on the assumption that you will be using a tv. It got to a stupid amount about halfway through our 2nd year so I rang up and gave them a...

Phil Jones is the rightful owner of the Senkaku Islands

The first film I ever watched that was above my age rating was the thing when I was 7/8. The chest opening to eat the guys hands when using a defibrillator freaked the shit out of me! Also, on the topic of Robocop when he gets shot/shotgunned to fuck was pretty brutal for a 10 year old to...

After whoever bags the 5th you mean

YARRRRRR! To be honest I reckon its TCIB accounting for about half of those downloads in Manchester!

Best 3 years of my life, massively depressing to be hearing everyone banging on about freshers or going back it feels like I should still be there! Personally I'd suggest not living from home because you make really good mates from accommodation and it's a quality laugh when you've got a close...

She could smash my back doors in anyday!

The money has come out and the website loyalty points say ive got a ticket but I havent got a confirmation email. Should I still be alright do you think?

Whoever said pets take after their owners ey?

And the Irish are at it too, lets take that prime real estate back! Got to say her baps leave much to be desired. Although they are more or less identical in shape and size to some girl I used to see who was also properly posh. I've got the foundations to a conspiracy theory here!

Cruckle- when you go over on your ankle. Think this one might be uniquely Rochdale though spoke to loads of people who have no idea what it is.

Love it already. Tried to watch it online before it was shown on BBC so only managed to gleam half of what was going on as there were no english subs.

Phil Jones can turn off the bedroom light and be in bed before the room goes dark.

Phil Jones can name all of Heinz's 57 varieties.

Forgot I'd posted that. What a top night!

phil jones snookered virgo. Tonight.

sounds like their relationship is a bit Rocky