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How is it only a yellow?

If that first one was a pen that definitely was, and a red

I was reading the joke thread in Off Topic actually, as you could tell by my face. David x

Get in, Game over

My brother lost his job a couple of months ago and went on universal credit, not been in the best of places mentally. Universal Credit didn't pay him this Friday in error, he sent them a big message explaining this and their reply was to insinuate he is lying, ask for a copy of his bank...

Is it true you can get a pint for £3 at the swamp?

Hopefully a sign of things to come with the general election, can't wait for these arseholes to fuck off. Labour do not fill me with much more hope though. Elections are like choosing between a punch or a kick in the bollocks

Khan has walked it, 107k votes to 26k for the tories

First time I've properly watched Burnley, other than when they've played us. Lot of blame has to be on Vinny there, pretty sure I could do a better job coaching. They look aimless

Out of their prem losses this season, none of them were 12.30 kick offs...Tottenham was 5.30pm, Palace was 2pm, Everton was 8pm, Arsenal was 4.30pm. Out of their 9 draws, 2 were at 12.30....they won their other 4 12.30 games Yeah, he definitely has a point. Fucking idiot

"Cameron met Volodymyr Zelenskyy and other Ukrainian officials and visited a display of destroyed Russian military vehicles in Saint Michael's Square in the centre of the city" Russia must really be struggling if they are using little green hatchbacks and people carriers as military vehicles

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What's this all about haha, I really don't understand why anyone would do this. One punch can kill you, why risk it over football... especially 2 teams that never play each other

They would have been better off cancelling all the gigs a few weeks back, rather than every couple of days a fresh news story about another gig being cancelled. Doesn't look good for them at all. Ive mentioned before but somebody who works there told me a couple of months ago they didn't reckon...

If you feel your life is in danger you should be allowed to defend yourself accordingly

Would love to hear their reasoning, just seems so pointless

My teacher was obsessed with it in school, he must have wheeled out the TV twice a week to stick it on and the mere thought of it fills my gut with an indescribable dread. Hated it then, hate it now. No wonder im a thick ****, should have been learning algebra but was watching a video of an...

I remember the pressure that was put on us at school, like your GCSEs are the be all and end all. They made you feel like if you got less than a C your life was over before it started, disgraceful when I look back. The whole education system needs an overhaul, the whole thing is just teaching...

Was out in Manchester last weekend for the first time in a bit, the going rate for a beer now seems to be £6+ which just takes the enjoyment out of it for me. Can't justify it. Was in Camden yesterday after work and a pint of Cruzcampo cost me £8... I think that's the final straw for me, ill go...

Happened to a mate of mine and he played it well, he just didn't give a shit and It was old news after a day. A cock and balls isn't that interesting, people will take a look and move on