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Farewell son of scum. The worst thing a 2 minute whiskey induced f**k has ever produced.

Was down in Stoke a couple of weeks back visitin my mate. Saw alot of fookers wearing snoods and gloves. They were all asking me for 20p, muttering in a strange dialect and ended every sentence by calling me 'duck'.

Typical shit stirring from talkshite. They're like those dial a whore channels on sky, they'll say anything to get you to ring in. Also my dad could tell everyone I'm thinking of holidaying in Haiti next year, doesn't make it f*cking so.

Bless the op, reminds me of Alan from The Hangover. Nice Enthusiasm but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsGP35Vd6qQ&feature=related

Hahaha... does that mean you class that really sarcastic thread on Patrick Vieira you started as 'intellectual'? It hardly gave an amazing insight as to what's wrong at the club did it? But hey, what would I know, I like Mancini so I obviously have shit for brains. Teach me to be a self loathing...

... ohhhhhhhhh we didn't start the fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3qMdkucM0&ob=av2e Cheerio! You shower of absolute cnuts.

I wonder if that Chicken Tonight twat is gonna get all worked up about dangerous tackles ruining the game again this week?

A mate of mine was had to go and interview an editor from one of these well known red top rags a few years ago for his dissertation in his final year. He asked the editor a question about ethics. The editor snorted a line off his desk and replied "F**k ethics." Lowest of the low, the people in...

That's fair enough bud, but I'm just sick of our self sabotaging attitude the countries media seem to have towards our international campaigns and players. It's to the point now where I get a bit edgey about seeing more of our players in the team because of these crazy hate campaigns that the...

To be fair I really couldn't give fook about England anymore, they act as filler every other year when the prem isn't on . I say fuck it, why not? Can't be worse than Mclaren and if we're gonna be a laughing stock anyway, lets do it style.

Don't worry his bullsh*t doesn't go unnoticed by fans of other clubs. A couple of my mates are Huddersfield Town fans agree he talks absolute bollox and knows fuck all, so his bullsh*t has a ripple effect amongst fans far and wide. Just ignore him and we'll keep banging away. Like the couples...

My Grandad was moaning about the noise from the construction site round the corner from his gaff and mentioned 'the big digger' Half listening my little nan pipes up with 'Bill! That's a horrible thing to call someone!'

Only Fools and Horses is shit 'James Corden:Royal Marine Meat Shield' would be far more entertaining than 'World Cup Live'. The title of 'Fuckbuddy' does not permit you to stay the night. "After seeing the nose on your baby niece I've decided this gene pool isn't for me." Is a frank and...

A draw will do. I'm liking Slovenia's Charlie Brown influenced kits.

Couldn't help his little self could he? Just had to get it in shot.

I love the crazy Yanks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQdTgkY321s&feature=player_embedded