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Think it's really weird how much is being made out of this Rashford birthday party. If Foden or Jack went out on the lash for their Bday the same night as a defeat and made it in to training the next day, I couldn't give a fuck as long they weren't cracking open a tin on the final whistle...

Jesus Christ. We've ended up with a fun size Jake Humphries as PM.

I see wish.com Haaland is their latest greatest hope because he ran around a bit and backed in to a few defenders. They'll be done with him and on to the next bit of Emperor's new clothing in a few months when they realise he's just Andy Carroll but without as much end product. Then all their...

Piece of piss. Grealish, Stones and Bernardo a cut above, but everyone was quality. Also there's absolutely no way that little waste of spunk Anthony hasn't been knocking his missus around on the regular.

I imagine there will be a week's long media campaign of all domestic officiating being brought in to question and demands for the game to be replayed?

Pretty much a standard performance from us at this time of year we always look undercooked until December and we kick in and start hunting down. Said it when we Lost to Liverpool away last year and feel the same now. That's Arsenal's high point for the season and a minor setback for us...

He had hands on Di Zerbi head as well in a 'calm down little fella' way the patronising arsehole he is. I'll never forget the **** putting a 'sympathetic' arm round Scott Parker during the game while they were smashing Bournemouth last year. Imagine Klopps reaction if Pep had done that while...

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We always have a couple of these types of games a season where we lose to relegation fodder. Then we up our game against the top 6. Arsenal without Rodders and Kev is going to be a tough ask.

Is there a bigger set of camera thirsty fans than Arsenal? Every time the camera cuts to one of the cunts in the crowd they're looking directly in to the camera or overreacting about something. AFTV has made them believe they're all viral sensations in the waiting.

The personification of the cartoon dog in a room on fire meme.

Statement from Anthony: 'I look forward to both clearing my name against these completely false allegations and also my impending loan to Getafe in the coming season.'

Fair fucks to Scott Carson a cool 1.5mil a year for vibes.

5 Minutes to realise he did it and then 5 months 29days 23 hours and 55 mins to figure out how they could salvage the situation financially.

What a shithouse ambiguous statement. Basically 'We're going to probably get rid not on any sort of moral basis but due to all the whinging' Hopefully someone will be asking Arnold what the 'mistakes' were that he supposedly learnt from if it wasn't the content in the videos and audio files...

They need to accept their era is over and shuffle off to mediocrity with some dignity. They are the Kendall Roy of football.

I don't understand the endgame here with this Greenwood saga. It'll be a PR nightmare and they're a whore for sponsorship and I can see them losing some of their sponsorship if he comes back. The bloke will rightly get absolutely pelted by home and away fans if/when he finally regains match...

I used to work hospitality for City when I was in my teens so I could watch the games because I couldn't afford a season ticket. He used to stand with us hospitality staff watching the games and chatting. He's the soundest, warmest ex-pro I've ever met. Absolutely lovely guy. Will be buying this.

Makes complete sense. Think it was Sam Delaney (no relation to Miguel) on Top Flight Time Machine Podcast that described Arsenal and its fans as a Football club that deep down wants to be a Cricket Club.

So Biden is not very good without Stephen Merchant?