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Not over yet, the rags are shite

Will have a look

I subscribe to the telegraph and generally swerve the reports and go straight to comments. It's a sight to behold, the general readership are in denial,, it's like reading rawk or redcaf, love it.

Nunes is like shit off a shovel, no idea he was that quick.

That was brilliant

Gabriel Jesus's last second goal to make us Centurions.

There was a story years ago where someone had accidentally dropped a McDonald's burger behind the fridge and couldn't be arsed to get it. Years later the thing was retrieved and it looked no different from the day it was made. The moral from the story is don't eat their shit food it isn't good...

Liverpool have set up a £60 million shirt deal with Adidas yet the premier league knocked us back on the Etihad deal which covers so much more. Surely this is more ammunition for the club.

It's not printed anything otherwise, Newcastle are now it's chosen prey.

There's an article in the Telegraph saying that a new meeting has been arranged for Tuesday, it doesn't say which one!

Sky will now chat shit about how unlucky Wolves were till the end of the programme, wankers. Well done lads, that was a hard watch, hope they're relegated.

Like watching the arsenal game, dreadful from wolves

Nosferatu has overdosed on the deludamol again.

A good friend of mine is a collector of football memorabilia, he's got a fantastic collection of stuff from the 66 world cup. He's used to go to events where the players were in attendance and were happy to give autographs for a small fee. The ticket tout always refused, apparently he was...

I started grammar school in 74 a year after they finished teaching Latin, happy days. I was under the impression that you needed Latin to study medicine back in the day.

Nils illigitimus carborundum! That was a sign on the abrasives cupboard at work (Don't let the bastard's grind you down)

You hire the best you can afford, we can afford the best.

What a spec!

Had the 1275GT which I loved, did a few mods myself but unfortunately the sills and subframe had more rust than the Titanic so it went to the scrapper. They're worth a mint now, isn't life a bummer!

I'll order a copy for when I run out of Andrex.