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The Prem made the offer as they have diddly squat on City. Been pretty obvious since day one that they are clutching at straws.

Worst kit we've ever had that. Noel should stick to ripping off Beatles songs.

The new Champions League format is a recipe for boredom. Whoever thought of it needs sacking pronto.

Could you do one where both sets of teams have to stay in their own goal area for the duration of the match and just move the ball using thought control?

Not sure what Carsley said at half-time or why the drop off but i bet it included the words "Keep it tight". You don't learn under the master for so long without picking up a few tips.

Why bring Robbie Savage in to it?

Won't even get in the rags team when they realise he can't trap a ball or shoot straight.

I agree. For the FOC's he had 'Billy's Boots' for a couple of seasons but his drop off was spectacularly swift.

Couldn't see anyone touching Sterling with a bargepole. Ego, wages, form - all a big problem

Agent Berrada looks to be a success. I didn't think it was possible for them to be worse than last season but that last night was embarrassing. Fulham should have easily taken it by 3 clear goals. Shambles of a club from top to bottom.

Doubt it. He has much more about him than your hero.

Has he gone yet, or still hanging around like a bad smell?

Top notch turd polishing from the boys in the studio

Expecting a Saka hat-trick from left back like last time

Nothing exciting about any of the incoming names mentioned. De Bruyne and Ederson are irreplaceable really. Could be a tough season.

Surprised the Nazi party got so many votes tbh

He was Bobbins in the Germany v Denmark game

Steel Pulse and PJ Harvey were excellent. Coldplay, Shania etc were f**king shite and that's being kind.

Not seen the c**t do anything yet apart from the showboat shinner.