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Simpsons was funny when I was 10 but now it's Family Guy all the way.

Fat Frank's shitting himself, we did the double over them last season and with a stronger squad we can defo do it again.

Every R.E lesson with this babe of a teacher. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-508545/Pupils-private-school-discover-teacher-shocking-soft-porn-advert-YouTube.html She was a sub at our school and moved to Stockport Grammar before it got out, but we all obviously knew of her talent in...

2 Words. Adam Johnson He's already good enough for our standard and let him become a world class player this season instead of wasting £30m on Milner.

I remember when I dreamed of a frontline of David Nugent and David Healy with Nigel Reo-Coker behind them. Never mind Tevez, Adebayor and David Silva!

I'd love to see him get booed off the pitch at the San Siro in the proper shade of blue, after tearing Inter to shreds for us.

My favourite pic of him.

When Ned came to the Poynton Branch of the OSC, he said that Gareth Barry is very important to the team. He said he's so cool in possession and he can take the heat off the team when they're under pressure, I can't say he's like Xavi and never loses the ball because he does, but he's one of...

Lol. No seriously I am a blue, have been for years. It just seems like the only way Alves would come is the money because of his contract problems, he could be using us to up his wages at Barca too.

This guy is class, ran the show against England U21s and Australia last night. He's also German so he might come in handy in the pen shootouts ;) Sign him up.

I still don't see how Dani Alves would want to come, is he a mercenary?

They're just jealous because they ended up with shitty Smalling. Smalling: (Tevez's goal, City's second) <a class="postlink" href="http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video/Match-highlights/Fulham-win-in-60-seconds" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video/Match-highl ...

I'd have him. Creative centre midfielder, versatile, young, English. Perfect target as we missed out on Champs League. It would be awesome if we got him.

If we signed these two I'd jizz my pants.

For a split second,it has to be either of Bellamy's goals at the swamp because they were both so unexpected. For a whole game, Chelsea or Blackburn away.

Re: Bluemoon' darkness before the Spurs game and what if !!!!!! Turn the lights when the teams come out after HT to pump the crowd up?

I got my bog roll taken off me in east stand level 2. And after all the heartbreak at the end, I didn't even get it back. ;(

Might as well...

To the tune of the old Tevez song. He'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney He spends all day in a care home, Rooney, Rooney He used to play for EFC, But now he's shagging OAP's, Fat c*nt Rooney wants to shag your gran.

Maybe we could use tactics, like stop them getting it on the deck to him so they have to give it long. Therefore Rooney would have to jump with Vinnie or (Insert CB here) and have a chance of landing awkwardly on his ankle. Always thinking ;)