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Or even the man with his dick in a tin of biscuits who says "I'm fucking crackers"

I first heard this in 1958

Was just thinking. This thread has been going for over five years now and it is still going strong. Credit to the person who started it, in the pre-pandemic era. 'Twas one called Bluemooners09. I think. Is he (or she) still posting?

Blow me, there are some God-awful teams in this second-rate competition

There was a young lady frm Nantes Tres chic et tres elegante But herquim was so small It was no use at all Excepy for la plume de ma tante But at least she could travel free on public transport

We badly need to win this, with all the other top teams wunnung................

Yes. Prepare for a display of the dark arts from the anti-fotball lot - time-wasting, feigning injury, their keeper holding on to the ball for ages, packed defence and lack of ambition. They will have seen how we struggle to break down these defences, if they didn't already know. As someone...

Didn't Tevez scoop ne over the bar from a couple of yards and the keeper yads away?

I hated them even more in 1999 when they gifted the rags a win in added=on time for the Euro title

A headline in the Times reads "Rashford runs riot" - Two goals is OK, but I think "runs riot" is somewhat overstating the case Come back when he has as many hat-tricks as Haaland

I attended Burnage Whatever-it-is-now when it was Buenage High School, many years ago now. Former pupils wer Roger Byrne (Man Utd, killed at Munich), Wes Brown, Jason & Daren Beckford. Can't think of anyone else.

I don't think Luke Wood is good enough for red ball cricket

I don't think Luke Wood is good enough for red ball cricket.

Do you mean Ian Brightwell? I can't imagine David Brightwell meritred a testimonial.

Not that I am a big tennis fan, but I thought Jack Draper did well in the US tournament recently. Then I read that he is an avid Manchester United fan. So I looked him up and found he was born in Sutton and was brought up and educated in the London area. Well, quelle surprise. How can he have...

I used to work with Steve Coogan's sister-in-law. Wewere both on our union committee. And Arlene Phillips (ex-Strictly person) is my nephew's wife's second cousin. True.

An old Jewish guy was out one day walking his dog and he goes near a railway line. To his horror, he sees a man from his synagogue with his head on the line, and holding a salt-beef sandwich. He says "Abie! Abie! What are you doing? You'll get killred!" Abie says "My wife's left me, I've no...

What's the medical term for lesbianism? Strapadictomy

What were the two worst winters in living memory? Mike and Bernie (one for the oldies)

What What's all this got to do with City v Brentford (thread title)?