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I do Teams calls with colleagues up and down the country. Seen a few children wandering in the background in a City shirt. Particularly Haaland.

I stole that line from Stewart Lee. It is intentionally OTT. Southgate is an FA suit though. My only surprise is that people expect him to drop Henderson for his hypocrisy when hypocrisy is Southgate’s stocking trade. Like all of them really. I’m sure Gary Neville will end up Mayor of...

In my opinion the England squad has been the most talented in the world since the England Euros. The whole world and his dog knew England would not beat Italy in that final. Roberto Mancini outpointed him as a manager in the same way the Croatia manager outpointed him in the Russia World Cup...

They’ve got a shortlist ready to go. 1. Steve Bruce 2. Eddie Howe 3. Steve Cooper They’ll all do as they’re told.

Some people on here don’t appreciate how difficult it is to pick the most negative players in a safe formation against a team sitting back. It’s not easy to make this talented England squad look ordinary.

Gareth Waistcoat is a joke. But if he goes, the FA will just appoint another Vanilla manager. Henderson and Maguire play for the right clubs so can be as shit and hypocritical as they like. Sterling gets hung out to dry. Foden and Greenwood got sent home from the Iceland camp (rightfully so)...

https://apple.news/AyPzLk26JTQGxKQfeWvimHw Gary Neville welfare check please.

Oddly enough I was thinking about this watching Taylor referee the game. I can imagine working your way up through the PGMOL ranks to referee your team you supported all your life. Then you get berated by the likes of Fernandes. Taylor seemed to treat him with genuine disdain. Let’s be honest...

Fuck me Arsenal have just won the world! Lol.

https://apple.news/AhgtybcrbRZq4i6nmKcDTow Aww diddums.

At the end of this transfer window I see football being in a really odd place. I say odd, we’ve ended up at the top of the pile. Between the Saudi league and Chelsea spunking 1 and 1/4 BILLION on a zillion players it seems the footballing world has gone mad. Yet the narrative will persist that...

Bloody knew Bez from Happy Mondays was a Hammer!

Matheus Nunes deal is really close. Joao Cancelo only wants Barcelona. Stand by your beds. Sorry, been waiting all summer to type that. Why should everyone else have all the fun?

On a similar subject, has Brazilian Gus burned himself out again?

Is there a leaving card? You always say you’ll stay in touch, but you never do. He’ll have new friends. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice...

Since 1993, thirty years I’ve been waiting for revenge on Wolves after Geoff Thomas stopped off for a piss driving up from Crystal Palace.

You’ve certainly inspired me to take the double butt plug out of the packaging.