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Very unlikely he'd go back to buy another Toblerone after realising how much the first one cost

The pubs I go in don't even use a mop and bucket

Yorkshire dibble weren't much better especially around the time of the miners strike bet they were glad mobile phone videos didn't exist back then

Or Tenathief

Na ,Fawlty towers

Never heard of it but have now applied have to wait 10 days for a potential survey Thank you for letting me know about it

Got a bit tasty with Leeds fans at the services that day ,and our coach broke down

It must have been bad if I forgot we scored

Ipswich away mid 80s went with an Ipswich fan in his company car ,a battered old metro ,got a puncture on the way he proudly stated I checked the spare tyre is ok . unfortunately he forgot to take the car jack . Eventually with a lot of help we lifted the car .Then he said I know a short cut...

Think the 0-4 at wolves was 1982 possibly Easter time ,went in a pub in Wolverhampton and it got bricked by a wolves fan in a wheelchair unsurprisingly he got recognised and nicked just up the road We also got bricked in the police escort going down an underpass Not one of the best away games

So is mine ,think they shrink a lot in the wash

Cerveza (that's the only Spanish I know)

The plastic chair manufacturers will make a fortune replacing all the broken ones

Currently in Romania so 2 hours ahead ,the electricity has been off most of the evening but just came back on All my beer in the fridge is Luke warm though

Didn't the coin thrower claim to be mentally handicapped and got off with it The same person that got numerous unwanted deliveries thanks to bluemoon Or was that another obnoxious rag

It was definitely called Imre Banana but no idea where he got it from

Well Rooney is both

What has Rigsbys cat done wrong

Nowhere near as loud as Americans on holiday

Exact same with Bollington near Prestbury .it used to be Bollington near Macclesfield