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We rebooked for Gibraltar tomorrow,the easy jet girl said book a hotel at the airport which we managed but now they are saying we should have asked easy jet to book it Now the spar has run out of cold cider

Been at the front of the queue for check in for 3 hours due to power issues, nobody tells us anything,queue now all the way round the carpark Surely they should have some form of back up and seating available

I've still got that one , unfortunately it must have shrunk in the wash as it no longer fits

Ed banger and the nose bleeds The nipple erectors Eddie shit Larry lurex (although he became famous after a name change)

My apologies to Mr Lineker then

Is that the reason Lineker sounds pissed

Budweiser (USA)not only for blatantly ripping off the name from the Czech Budweiser but for also trying to pass their fizzy pop off as beer

Because he hoped the referees and var would give even more decisions in their favour

Yes it's not Bernie's cup of tea

Wio theCamel gob

Where's Dick Dastardly and Mutley when you need them ?

Our full name used to be Manchester City nil

6 mins is that all

Easy to get beers yes ,easy to get seats yes ,easy to get food debatable, easy to get water no , easy to find a hygienic toilet definitely not

Weren't they Jack Duckworth pigeons

It's too high pitch for humans,bet your dog can hear it

Actually he tried to complain but you couldn't hear him because the microphone was faulty

Not quite but it would require Villa to win both legs and the final .And for the German sides not to win a single game So extremely unlikely

Super, smashing, great. Let's look at what you could have won

Just like slippy Gs comment "we don't let this slip"