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It says...' You daft cunts thought it was coming home.

Turns over from the cycling to the tennis, before the football starts...

We seem to be missing out to all our rivals. I think we should bring cun tý back.

Why wheres Joringho off to ?

It wasn't a bad guess without looking up your original thread..

Or on the back of a shirt...

Avery Byghplaya-Enterwurld.

Great news. Welcome. Now no fucking silly haircuts please :-)

You heartless bastard. (Runs to the freezer for the bucket of the ice cream)

I've been 'obese' according to the BMI scale since I was about 16. Even though I'm broad and pretty solid, but yeah I'm heavy. It's bollox. I gym 5 times per week, cardio/weights. Spinning classes, 3 mile runs. I regard myself as quite fit. But do you know what? I don't give a shit what I look...

Off topic is back and better than before mate. Anything goes...... (Apart from a certain Coronation St star's small floppy tits). ( you know, the one who looks like ET)

You sort the paddling pool. I'll get the beans...

I'll arm wrestle him. May the best man win..

Thanks bluegirl....that's another drink I owe you ;-)

Just pay it at the buy it now price ffs. It's only £24.00 You tight f@cker.

Just got back from spinning class at the gym. Came home via Asda and now sat here with a large bag of crisps and a large white wine. Fuck it.

His 'best of' vid on YouTube is amazing. This blokes got the lot. Sign him up before the raggies move in for the kill.

Rana

I'll Fuck Shakira if that's ok with you ?

I've seen the **** nursing one all night...