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Just had visions of you trying to light her fanny farts with a zippo

Or maybe we strike whilst the iron is hot

Wasn't this Amorim guy the dippers first choice to replace Klopp but he knocked them back?

That's it. More honesty in this world

That reminds of people today who always answer a question with the word "So". Always seems like they're buying some time to find the right answer

I have a feeling he stays inactive on purpose or through choice. Seems like he'd rather talk a good fight than actually have one

A-ha 1988. I'm mint at music quizzes

Or it could ease the waistcoat in with the raggy faithful when he says " how could I turn down the biggest job in the universe" and "when manceister nited come knocking, blah blah blah" I'm sure the zebras would buy in to it

Be good though

But would he look as good as Tixi in a pullover

Rags and Dippers in work all of a sudden saying football as gone to the dogs in this country. Is that because we've proved the Premier league to be wrong on something. If we had failed on everything the nude conga around work would still be in full flow now by the cunts

I'd expect them to roll out the red carpet as we enter the building

I've got a feeling Bivol on points

Well done ladies

Maybe Stefan is the cartels favourite for the Masters post!! Only kidding kidder

I'm siding with City

He'd have a free role. We wouldn't have to wheel him out to the crowd like the rags do. He could spot a player on his laptop whilst having a nosh back in Barcelona

Playing with teddies?

Very nearly posted this myself. The best coach ever would be a demon scout

I think when the rat Omar deflected to the rags our owners probably thought "lets have a reset" so our rivals don't try and catch up. A new wave of excellence that nobody knows how it works