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I'd love to give judith a damn good seeing to over her hostess trolley. she would be in sussys and a cardi. (mauve)

excellent website pom

There are many delightful things ive eaten in my time. sheeps brain, pigs heart etc but lobster or anything with a shell is a big no no, as would have the sheeps brain if it had still been in its head.

I went to my mam and dads grave with sis the other week and she said wow, if we make it past February we are good for another 10 months. all 6 in the grave went in december jan and feb. We have quite a few old uns in our family. Not sure i want to be around in another 40 years though.

735 but since i was made redundant (or dismissed as they put it) from the co op funeral parlour its somewhere between 1 and 2

what about hermits?

That could have been pete. He's still up there, same pub i think as well.

I managed to get work with an agency, aged 17, as a drivers mate for canada dry ordsall lane. free pint in every pub , driver included. first day pissed as a fart. second day pissed as a fart, got wrong bus going home and ended up wandering round salford precinct until some kindly soul put me on...

the wall was built 8 years after joseph died. joseph was a big laurel and hardy fan.

i remember the 1970 esso coins. i think i had quite a lot of norman hunters.never did get the full set

Would the first bullet have some kind of tracking device on it so you could find it in a big fuck off desert.

I wonder if they have had time to read my job application.

JESUS H CHRIST.. i just typed bimbobob into google images and found this. It will take a lifetime and more to erase this from my memory. http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=7298323

the batteries

whats with the girly drinks. dont they sell joey holts in there?

My mate said she had some big hits in the 70's. I think thats what he said anyway

I knew a girl whose surname was plonka. i think her parents were polish.

He probably said my names Trevor, ****!

Nose drops. They really work. I think that should be nasal spray.

He's taken ken barlows car out on a test drive. a bit like when tracy went upstairs to play her terps