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Shouldn’t that be, grandad, how old were you when JFE left? I was the same age as you are now, lad!

Yes, the Parrot is fucking dead!

No point signing a pretender, when they already have the real Fatty!

No! I think that’s what happens to Young Boys when we play them.

And Shaw Fatty staying at the rags, alongside Slabhead Fatty!

It maybe a red herring!

Looks like she’s enjoying one of those Hitachi massagers!

My Mrs just asked who’s that? I replied fuck nose! She said is that a clit or a cock? Well if it’s a cock he’s a dickhead! If it’s a clit he’s a **** face!

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I still see a big hairy woman’s arse. Or maybe that’s just what I want to see!

That’s because @Ric wouldn’t entertain his demands, all he was asking for was an extra pack of Huba Bubas, a packet of strawberry laces, a bar or Caramack and a packet of Smith’s salt’n’shake. Tight bastard!

To be fair, I probably dribble more in 90 minutes that anyone, my chin is one big mass of slimy dribble! As for offensive no bastard can fucking come close to how offensive I can be in 90 fucking minutes, you’re all fucking cunts and wankers I tell you!

e ze what you did there!

Jeff Bridges in the 1993 film “The vanishing”.

You missed them

He’s a right footed David Silva, with quite a good left foot too!

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I don’t remember the players I’ve forgotten, and come to think about it! I’ve forgotten the players I remembered.

I’d prefer Twohandanovic!