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I’m known for doing what I’m told, whatever people say ;-)

For the privilege of wiping my arse, definitely ;-)

I’ve got a nurse who wipes my arse for me at the minute, it’s the future :-)

Need Clit bang to erase the cunts.

Thanks still waiting for them to look at my broken leg the pack beds / staff is worrying.

Just about edible stuffed with spicy minced lamb but no idea why anyone would go to the trouble of growing them

My shoulder replacement operation went well today but the staff shortages are blindingly obvious, hopefully that’s got it back on track.

You’d be amazed how many people don’t, fucking heathens.

Morphine and codine for me is working. It was a 3 hour operation so I assume they did a bit of hacking around.

Peel them for cooking but not for just eating.

Do you also de-seed the cucumber ?

I have been pissing in a bottle for the last 6 weeks, finally a thread for me :-)

Hope everything went well with your two friends x

The cheesy croutons went without saying, I’d add cheese soup to the list my ex mother in law used to make after Xmas basically use up all the left over veg and cheese was fantastic, not feeling bad had the new shoulder fitted this morning drugged up too fuck now :-)

Leek and potato or pea and ham are my go soups but I do like french onion on occasion

Never and I repeat never go on the match day thread, only madness awaits.

Still trying to get something sorted with that, I’ll be having words again tomorrow

Thanks I’ve got a nice new shoulder now, bit painful but the morphine works :-) x

Looks like the operation is going ahead after yesterday’s fuck up

Didn’t have you down as a drugs mule ;-)