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Del Monte cling peaches. With Carnation.

With a nod to F Lee 2 1 Pen

Fury’s last fight. I’m a Celebrity after this.

Deary fucking me. It’s no better than world of sport wrestling. Bring back Ken…

Surprised the Saudi morality dibble aren’t in there with all the crotch grabbing.

Put my 50p on Usyk rounds 5 - 8. 11/1

Sounds like a Eurovision winner to me

If it ain’t the nursery rhyme, its one about that French kung fu ****.

Think he’s talking about May 25th

I never realised Sturridge was so fucking good. Gobshite.

Kavanagh needs to get Romero on a short leash from the get go. I’ll not be holding me breath…

If City did a waterfall.

Spitty gets asked how the dippers blew a 3 - 1 lead and he answers by blowing smoke up Quansahs arse.

Comedy act Juande on

Dippers winning fouls 9 - 0

Shins it in, does fuck all else but still makes Fat Garf Fooks team of the week.

Preferred results in order: 1 Rags controversial win 2 Draw with rags controversial 90+9 equaliser 3 Arse 8 nil win 4 Match abandoned after Ten Bob peels off his skin and vaporises Legohead with his alien eye lasers. Obviously 1 & 4 are fantasy so sit back and enjoy the shithousery and red cards.

About as much chance with a Lucky Bag as bringing the UCL home. It’s the Grand National of football competitions and expanding the format will make it more so.

Back into negative GD, they’ll surely now finish the season as such.

Rags are on for a hiding here. Good odds for Palace to win both halves and 12+ corners.