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Spuds players consoling each other in the tunnel before kick off

Unfortunately / fortunately, he’s La Liga bound by all accounts.

Salah to Saudi Gerbil VD to stay and put little chocolates on Slots pillow Diaz to Juventus Tront and Juande Carrol to Fray Bentos

They’ll spend a shitload in the summer. Won’t cost them anything as the Salah Saudi money will easily eclipse the Coutinho money

Yep, sent to VAR and goal given

Salah pissed because bingo won’t give him half of the refer a friend £100 at the hair transplant clinic.

While the best RB in the world watches on…

BBC and Sly needs an X rating over the amount of Slot licking.

One armed bandit

As per, Gerbil Van Prick resorts to blaming his teammates suggesting they take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror - like he does every day, kisses it a few time then does his hair.

Mary Hopkirk (deceased)

20mins in and dippers have racked up 6 fouls. Immune.

Minimum injury time today so as not to delay the trophy presentation.

Who the eff is this Pbil Brown?

No doubt this will be the game he gets a first half straight red.

Expecting lots of falling over, fake head injuries and tactical timeouts in the London El Shitico.

No disguising the fact they are still scum and as shit as ever. As you were.

Dippers outfouling Fulham 2 to 1. Fulham 3 yellows, dippers 0. ??

Get the fuck in'!!!!!!

Turned two corners in one game.