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Sounds like he’s had a wee swally

Pepe and Lego head are same age 41. Think they should have a fight see who’s hardest.

Plenty of shithousery and red cards please

No shit Sherlock… https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68547181

The next? Dublin Arena May 22nd - should the dippers make the Europa League final.

Eddie needs to time his tackles today - the dippers, Oliver and Twatwell will be all over any contentious incident.

Yeah but there’s a Karius in there just waiting to get out. Todays the day.

Even their bus is a ****

Fancy Spuds to nick this today.

The ginger pig lookie like completely unarsed looking the other way. Probably a Palace fan.

Rasmus Birtles PL player of the month for finding out where the goal is. This years PL players of the month to date: 2 rags, 2 dippers and 2 spuds. Load of fucking shite.

Juande finds a truffle…

“Up there, row Z Gashfords usual landing spot”

Do the tramps at the Grief Swamp on Sunday and the PL March Treble is still on. Almost as good as the real thing…

We all know there is absolutely no fucking chance that Arse and Lego head get through the next 11 games without an emotion meltdown and that’s when they’ll shit the bed. Again.

Despite the biggest shithouse in football having his finger on the VAR button today, having a flutter on red card for the rags.

Someone thrown a can of Special Brew on the pitch?

Joke Homez needs to grow a tashe or shave that chin strap off.

Van Dicks ego was playing him onside

In the time it’s taken to have a brew, I’ve seen 4 singles go through resale - they’re still out there if you’re determined enough.