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On the train back from LHR looking at a good covering of snow through the midlands while reminiscing of 35 degree days and 30p bottles of beer in Vietnam.

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The rags will be going all out for another 0 - 0 win.

Must have been happy hour

How much is that in Krone? How fitting it would be if these suckers tipped up big time and the gurning **** got sent off in the penultimate game and spent the last game in the stands. No chance of that, he’ll get away with anything now until the end of the season.

I’ll only believe this when I see the gurning fuckers arse hanging out the back of a BAC 1-11 leaving John Lennon airport.

Arse biscuits. It’s a ruse to get the Mbappe money out of Littlewoods.

Surprising number of pros still wear metal spikes. Tiger Woods for one.

More likely than the missiles going up (initially) is a crackpot state providing some lunatic group a nuclear device that will be used as a dirty bomb. A hit in Tel Aviv would result in Tehran and Damascus warming up rather quickly.

Off the corner off McThingys head.

It’s entertaining in a Sunday league way. The Sly commentary pricks will no doubt compare this shite to last nights game once the fifth goal goes in.

Rags play an 80’s Watford game. Wonder if Loofer Blissett is available..

Thought Onana wasn’t off to AFCON until after the game?

Row Z looks and smells like a park bench in Piccadilly Gdns circa 1972.

Sly commentary: if you were GPC, what would be your advice to Sir Jim Radcliffe? Get an haircut you scruffy ****.

For those that like a flutter, ref John Brooks 70 yellows and 5 reds in 17 games this season.

Go outside, direct an ear to the west and listen hard: that’s the sound of boiling piss.

And just like that, 10000 dipper shirts went into the bin in Norway. Phenomenal finish by OB.

Meanwhile, uncles gather in downtown Dakar…

We’re on a Japan Airlines 787 and have booked the row where the seating config switches to 2-3-2 for a bit of extra shoulder room. They aren’t flying via Russian airspace so go the old polar route iceland - Greenland - Alaska and across the Baring sea. We take off at 10am, fly for 14 hours in...