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Cue the whatabouterists. Just because it's said by Cummings, Campbell, Major, Blair or Kim Jong-un for that matter does not make it wrong.

Can you post that again so I can like it twice?

But you can't argue with that. We're told it everyday by the Mail, the Telegraph and by No.10 press office. Biden loves him because he can stand next to him and the American people are reminded of what it could be like with Trump.

Yes, it's a work related gathering

Killer question alert Q - "If you were to go to Her Majesty to request a dissolution of parliament, could you give me two conditions under which Her Majesty would be justified in declining?" A - "You're asking about something that's not going to happen, unless..." Bluster, waffle, bollocks...

I'd like a Net Spend thread to honour this fine piece of work

I thought the party members voted for Angela? You can take the girl out of Ashton...

Call me, I'm hanging on the telephone, Denis!

At some point his answer to one of these questions will be "I'm sorry but the dog ate my homework this morning" And who are those two grinning twats sat behind him? Beaten Mess

Pass the popcorn

Deputy Prime Minister worrying about how he might handle the poison chalice and take over this shitshow Maybe he had something planned for this weekend and another holiday booked for August

That's right, a great way to say "Carry on lads, you're doing a great job." They could take it as a sign that you don't deserve a vote, as in the golden era dreamed of by Rees-Mogg. By the time of the 1831 general election, out of 406 elected members, 152 were chosen by fewer than 100 voters...

Vote for a clown and you get a circus

And Malcolm Rifkind twisting the knife with one hand and pulling no punches with the other. And kicking him in the bollocks for good measure.

He's desperately wanting her majesty to pass away. Desperately wanting to deliver a eulogy a la Churchill. Desperately desperate to be the saviour.

And when he stands up in parliament telling us why our sons are going to march to war, we know he is 100% telling us completely factual truths and we can be totally behind him. Can we fuck

These days they tend to avoid colour clashes of shorts and socks as well as shirts. I'm guessing it's down to knowing whose arse was playing somebody 1mm offside or onside.

Allegedly The incredible thing is that he allegedly had a hairdresser

But in those days a win was 2 points