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Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday after Scotty Parker's* pre match interview... Scott Parker won his bet last week with the jacket. Gone for the double this week with the cardigan *Little Scotty Parker could have been killed there, 'triffic

They let out a "distress" chemical when attacked to the wasps in the neighborhood and then the others come piling in to rescue it. ****s

Cut corporation tax - allow shareholders to receive more dividends, allow executives to receive bigger bonuses. Cut NI and give the poorest 75p a month and £93 to the richest. Both meaning that the lowest paid such as cleaners and childcare can get a modest pay rise from the richer classes. That...

They do it again and again and again Phelan Fletcher Giggs Ole McLaren ... And the GPC spectre hanging over them

Or scheight? Oh yes, they were schite

David Bowie likes this Ha ha ha He he he

KDB and Erling - the deadliest double act since Foot and Mouth

Jabbering blubber wobble wobble City one point babble wobble City win not draw gibberish for sure City mumble Nunez Salah last Saturday City jabbering jubber jibbering City

Mr Hairdoo adds a twinkle or two to the gloom of pre-season and we should appreciate him. @tolmie's hairdoo

And the answer is to blame us, the people, for using too much water with our hosepipes and our inefficient white goods

Corrected for you [emoji6]

2024 election kitty

Designed to make the people believe something is being done. All that's happening is an initial meeting and then a junior civil servant is tasked with a piece of research and prepare a report. A report that goes nowhere and does nothing until someone asks for progress and they reply it is being...

So if you're a lower income family on say £25k just how much tax cut would you have to get to break even when your energy bill doubles or trebles? Liz Truss has defended earnings at energy companies amid soaring price rises, saying profits should not be considered "dirty and evil". The Tory...

Erling to score 2+ Total match 4+ goals 7/4

Dear Rupert Is your mummy attractive? Boris has already fixed Brexit for you. By the way, you have a nice bear behind. Boris/Alex

American one - says I've got a gun! Have you got a warrant?

A full bottle with the top on makes a decent throwing "missile" just take the top off, put the top in your pocket and drink a bit. Put the top back on once you're in

Agent Shteeve McLaarenn will be GPC's man on the inside

Don't forget that the workers would still be there. And with the sophisticated planning in response to lockdowns and contact (a.k.a. Clinton Baptiste psychic extraordinarre) you'd have to be forecasting COVID into 2-3 years ahead. Govt struggled to do 2-3 weeks