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And after finally crossing the halfway line, turn round and pass it round the back

Sponsors love clicks Used to be cliques but now it's clicks Sad state of affairs

Because he'd look ridiculous with French letters Chortle Fnah

It's merde on the dance floor

I've worked with a few Oxbridge people. Some clever but the majority no better than average. Privileged background and an attitude problem common traits. Have also worked with a few working class people who have been sharp as a tack and got where they were by overcoming their individual...

Spent loads on wine women and song over the years. So much that can't remember most of it. At least I've got a reasonably nice watch.

Just what does he need to do to get fired? BBC story - In May last year, epidemiologist Professor Neil Ferguson resigned from the government's scientific advisory group (SAGE) after it emerged he had broken lockdown rules when a woman he was reportedly in a relationship with visited his home...

No charge though

I bought a semi-decent watch after I did a well paid piece of work overseas. It serves as a reminder that I should get personal rewards for myself and not just spend the cash on wine, women and song, or waste it.

Travel indirect route? Go to a better place on green/amber and travel from there? Maybe get a boat to Greek island. Don't know if possible but could be a way.

I told the story to my fiancee and she couldn't believe it. Well, that's what came up on Google translator when we text. We have to use that as even though she's a Nigerian princess, with a beautiful name, Sawu from the Cumhing clan, she doesn't speak English and the phone signal in her village...

Going for the draw to finish second. Then misses France, Germany or Portugal as they'd get absolutely hammered. Come second and likely play Spain or Sweden. He'd then play 7 man defence and go for a set play or penalty 1-0.

Time they stopped using the description "tax exile" and called them "tax avoider" Holders of UK passports receiving the protection of the UK and paying nothing for it

The check said "yes, VAR isn't working, give the goal, lah"

The hand of Jorge Mendes is steering this. Maybe a %age from Barca related to how cheap they can buy and a deal based on total contract value.

They won't get rid of him. Smiles nicely, doesn't say or do anything to upset the FA, does nothing controversial, keeps sponsors happy, beats the pub teams, gets to tournaments, media get their jolly trips. Fans of lesser clubs get some delusional hope hyped up every couple of years and buy...

Southgate is happy to get a point and not lose. He takes off potential match winners to bring on subs to help not lose in the last 20-30 minutes. It's a philosophy of natural losers. Got to believe that the players were following his tactics ... 90% of passes go backwards or sideways.

What's the point of Rice? Kane looks like he needs to be on the beach. Has Shaw crossed halfway and done something useful in the same movement? 6 defenders against 2 attackers. 4 attack including a dud. Midfield creating nowt. It's definitely come home.

It's the mama of all clichés

Italians rarely do well outside Italy. Homesick boys missing mama's pasta. Zola being an exception.