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Job done. So good to see Erling get another hat trick. Hope Kovacic is ok.

Best striker in the world.

After the blistering start I honestly thought we were going to win about 6-1.

Come on City!!!! Get some more fucking goals!

Come on City! Great opportunity to build a good goal difference early in the season.

Come on City!!! Early goals please.

Hahahaha! Fucking excellent, well done Brighton!

Well that would be shit if true.

Come on Brighton!!!

Great news, amazing to have him back with us! Just what we needed. Will he be available for selection against Ipswich?

Is it possible to fight off one of these things if you’re a fit and pretty strong bloke? Hopefully I never encounter one but it’s good to know just in case.

He’s still got it, plus knows the club, players and Pep’s methods inside out - would be brilliant to get him back. Fantastic player.

I can’t understand why the blue didn’t just punch him in the face without another word. None of this pussying about name calling like fucking school kids. Just break a fucker’s nose and they tend to shut the fuck up.

As long as we don’t get complacent then we should be looking at building up a decent goal difference early in the season.

Great result and good to get three points in the bag at a potentially tough fixture.

BBC football page more like an Arsenal fan site. Fucking Lego head quotes everywhere.

Is it still dangerous to go out there unless you wear a tracksuit with the hood up and smell of marijuana?

Ah football. I’d forgotten how disappointing you usually are. Every result shit so far apart from Everton getting twatted.

Our three red enemies all given an absolutely piss easy opening game each though. Can’t really tell how the season will pan out until everyone has played about ten games.

Who will the media be supporting this season then - looks like the bbc are definitely backing Arsenal; ‘One signing to win the title’ and some bollocks about Arteta that I can’t be arsed reading. No mention of the champions/four in a row title winners on our national broadcaster’s football page...