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If Mendy can stay fit for a decent amount of time I’d play him and cancelo as wing backs and play a back three of Walker, Stones and Ferna with Rhodri in front. I think we’d be much more solid without Zinchenko and Otamendi in the team

I think that was Cyril the sausage maker who worked at Pimlotts the butchers Marcus. Peanut got barred once and came in the next day in fancy dress with a copy of the Daily Telegraph in front of his face with two holes cut out so he could see through it and asked for a pint of bitter. Holty knew...

What a gaff that was. Steve Vernon, a bricklayer from Stockport known as ‘peanut,’ and latterly a comedian on the circuit called Virgil Soddington, was once caught by Holty with the fruit machine halfway down the stairs outside the pub. When challenged as to what the fook he was doing he...

I do, I cut my drinking teeth in there when John Holt was the landlord and the bitter was 58p a pint! I’ve been on many a good city away trip from that establishment!

And me. My mum, dad, brother and sister all rags. My cousin turned me blue before the rags got to me luckily...

My mate reckons he’s going. Surely not

Of course it’s not his last game you silly people. The colossus will sign for another year and play in the games that pep deems him to to be able to play in. As a man who employs people I’d be loath to put him out to pasture yet... I just feel his love for the moment, and our club got the better...

Zinchenko for me, I don’t like slagging our players but Mendy’s a liability in my opinion

So, the day of reckoning arrives. This is the time to show why we are champions and will remain so. The rags will be hurting after their pathetic capitulation against the Toffees and will try and right that surely if only for personal pride. In reality they aren’t fit to lace our boots and we...

I’m prepared to offer my wife for sexual favours for this one, one ticket will suffice please. Just don’t last longer than two minutes, i never do, she’ll think all her Christmases have come at once if you manage that! P.M me please if you’d like a fabulous time or you like my sense of humour...

I’ve done that before...

Where’s the wake, not sure wether to drive or not? I’m coming from North Wales. Anyone having a libation of two afterwards? He wouldn’t have it any other way

I was born In Cheadle Hulme and started drinking in The Junction and going with all the lads there on away games in Paul Gunnings van or on the train. Barry often came with us and the mad things he did were to many to mention! Always smiling and great fun, he’ll be missed for sure. RIP Barry, a...

I was at that game, I was only 18 at the time. Me and my pal, who I’m going to Schalke away with, got the rattler early and had several pints in the afternoon and early evening in Southend. Went to the game and when Trevor Christie scored In the last minute we thought it would be a good idea to...

I like the 12.05 midday flight from Dusseldorf pal. It means you don’t have to get up too early. Back in Manchester early evening’s good too

Three of us Man-Dam Tues morn, rattler for 3 hours to Dusseldorf arrive 4.20 in the afternoon. Flying back midday Thursday via Madrid. Arrive Manc 5.40

I’d love one please. I’ve watched them as long as I can remember. MCFC

i love our club and even when we were shite i wasn’t a moaner. However, Mendy appears to be a defensive liability, we’ll win the premier league with him, but in the latter stages of the champs league i reckon he will be targeted as the weak link. i think we should be on the look out for some...

He’s a great lad, i have a cheese business and see him at food festivals at Tatton Park every year. He always says hello, i have a brief chat with him about city, he’s a shy lad, and he tastes our different cheeses. I try to give him a bag full for nowt for all the goals i saw him score. He...

Me and the mrs went to the Kusadasi golf and spa resort two years in October. The weather was perfect, not too hot and we got a great deal. Two weeks all inclusive with flights and transfers for £950!!! The food was good and the apartments were very modern. The local lager was a bit pants but we...