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I watched the post match review that Goldbridge put out and the last 15mins or so he was saying what we're all saying about the club, the team, the stadium - broken. It's an honest appraisal from a once red-blinkered fan. The other surprising fact is that Ten Hag will soon become the fastest...

Once our midfield stopped the silly long passes back to the centre of our goal, and Gvardiol sucked hard on the confidence juice at half time (he was excellent in the 2nd half), there was only going to be one outcome. Up the derby bashing, pants down, pisstaking, sky blue bastards.

How many passes? Asking for a friend

Brilliant goal that, build up was mint

Shoot at Onana all the time, the fella wants to punch the ball away

If we can't beat a defence with Maguire & Evans in it, we don't deserve anything come the end of the season

Rodri is just the coolest cucumber. He's put in another effortless performance tonight, so he's my MOTM. Grabbing silver is the increasingly impressive Lewis and the bronze goes to Grealish, who looked dangerous on the right flank - Pep should stick him there for a whole match.

Go to the wonderful beach at the southern end tip of the island (Jandia?) and do what I did - realise that you've walked into a nudist beach, think 'fuck it, why not' and run into the sea for a quick dip, then come out of the water only to see people pointing at you laughing. That actually...

I like the cut of your jib sir

We could be looking at a record attendance for this game, touts already asking for twice face value.

Can't wait for Sunday. I used to dread these matches, not anymore

This true?

Dongs

Danish Oil Natural Gas, that's the one.

On one of the motorways out of Copenhagen there's a massive industrial building with the word DONG in large lettering on top of it. If they don't get a result tonight, I will consider these Danish spanners all dongs to a man.

That's just killed my mini fantasy. She's dead to me now - next!

She's got something for sure, don't know if it's her intellect, her eyes, or her cheeky corner-smile.

Limbs!

You might be on to something there....

Like you I'd love to see him back, but fitness wise I think it will be late subs for him for a couple of games.