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Oh Mike. You had to ask what silly Sally was going to do in the morning. I don't think you could have dreamt the answer. If you haven't seen it, silly Sally sat on the stairs with a glass of probably champagne in her hand, celebrating her award for scoop of the year in the Rashford back garden...

Quiet again tonight. Great player just lacking the consistency. Doesn't help when Cancelo is playing left back as he's effectively left as the only player on that side.

The curse of the right winger in our side. The inability to go past a defender and the ability to smash it against the defender when trying to put a cross in. Not a criticism of Raz, Mahrez does exactly the same.

Chelsea can't go through on away goals with a 1 nil away win, you are correct. Not sure why you say it's an advantage to Atletico though?

Darlow Becker

They did, 7 in total. If you want to see all 7 again, just watch match of the day tonight. They love nothing better than showing all attempts against us to make it look a closer game, they do it every week.

The other week it was announced that Trent Alexander Arnold was injured. It's been that long since I heard his full name I thought it was 3 different players.

32 divided by 3 equals? Errrrmm.

So would I, but it will be overshadowed by the vigil for Virgil campaign and the 2 million lit candles!

Tuned in earlier for the weekly 60 million pound defenders comment from Merson. Grade A wanker.

It's technically a 3 horse race. Home win, away win or draw.

The difference tonight is he scored when it was 1-1, rather than getting the fourth in a 4-0 win!

They had 3 attempts at our goal, 2 of which were the actual goal they scored. When opposition fans bang on about us spending X amount on our defence, we've spent literally fuck all on forwards in that time. Amazon, take a bow. Decent commentary and post match analysis. Your half time analysis...

Really. They have had 2 shots. The first bounced off the post, the second went in the goal. We have had 9, 4 on target. Get a grip man!

Which buttons were you pressing! Now on about my 12th one month free trial. As long as you cancel within the 30 days they don't charge.

Same with my mother. Long story short but finally had her first jab at home this morning from the nurse from the GP surgery. She was in and out in 2 minutes. Second one booked for 4th May.

I remember the grief Pep got when he named a bench with one sub short of the number allowed!

It's a bit like the scousers moaning they have a minus five turnaround on var decisions (in your favour plus one, against minus one, if you get my drift). The point is they moan like it is some kind of injustice. Truth be told all it proves is that without var the referees would have fucked up...

Firminos boot was playing him on.

Had to have a look at Rawk. 1st goal, dived for the free kick, then robbed by VAR again as it was offside! 2nd goal Mane was pushed and no free kick.