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Why are there advert breaks? I'm paying to watch the golf, not bloody adverts. Cheeky sods.

Glory.

Enjoy!

Quite so.

Diaster class. Worse signing in the history of the multiverse.

How have we only taken 15 points from 5 games? It is beyond shocking! I am calling the police.

Yeah but what happens when he does. Still on the scoresheet as well. Ering aways finds a way

He's going to tear a few teams a new one out on that wing, is Jezzer.

Go on, Doku. Good lad.

Jesus, you didn't even have to mention Alan Ball.

What on earth made you even believe that would accomplish one damn thing, when everyone knows only a stake to the heart would finish Ferguson off and even then, it might not be enough. It's enough to make a cat laugh. As are the entire club. It is concerning at this point.

I sense this case will collapse like a soggy poppadom.

Time for MUFC to be abolished. They are frauds anyway. The mere fact that "Manchester" is in their self-proclaimed name is fraudulent. For they are Trafford, Trafford and only Trafford. They must not be allowed to bring our great city into any further disrepute. Also, strip them of their titles.

Do the t Cheers deegee,

But he's bald. And so he should be fit to lace Pep's boot. It is perfectly obvious to anyone with the smallest knowledge of ball that the bastard, hell-spawn Glazers must have made a voodoo doll of ETG and started sticking pins in them to take revenge on their Top Red critics. The Glazers must...

Good for a gloat. That's all they mean to me now.

Pray it's all lies .... 4 games, no goals, no assists, 77% passing, 2 key passes per game , 1.3 dribbles per game , 2.8 shots per game , 0 through balls per game, 0 crosses, per game.

Oh and Sancho is going on Piers Morgan. Said someone. Is this a black comedy script?

Jesus Christ, when is that vile club going to recruit an exorcist? Bad enough that their rat catchers have failed and urine is flowing through the concourse areas. Reports now emerging that British police are investigating Antony. Not sure why. Might be crappy clickbait. Might not matter anyway...

Liar. They are both bald.