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He will outscore the Swamp Donkeys entire team.

Taking the Piss United FC. Apparently The Swamp stinks of urine so it fits.True story.

Medical taking place right now, apparently.

They are different players but I like Nunez.

Do NOT hold your breath.

But no golf. He must be barred from golf on pain of death.

Tall order that, but if anyone can help him improve in that department, it is the Great God Pep.

He knows how to improve players to be fair to him. Anyone who says otherwise must be beheaded.in the street.

Agreed. We will score less and concede less. As long as it gets us 3 points, I care not.

Good player. Plus the Great God Pep will improve him and he'll have better players around him. Not sure what some of the Raggyesque style whinigng is about. Burn them.

They're all taking Copium pills.

Tap-in merchant.

We just won a trophy in a penalty shootout. But that was probably witchcraft, so I take your point.

The world is blue.

Burn it

Don't think they won the Super Cup either.

They're protesting our Treble, that's what they're really protesting,

Karma, baby.

I agree. But surely the point is, a club that spends so much money should NOT be bang average.

Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier, Chelsea's ridiculous Caeicdo lunacy comes back to bite them in the arse. But no one will say anything. And rats everywhere. On the pitch, in the stands and crawling up through the toilet bowls. Not sure how getting rid of the sainted Glazers...