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We must buy Norwich City scarves and go around blaming everything on the Glazers.

Why the hell did he sign Mason Mount? Chelsea are laughing all the way to the bank.

So is the lack of creativity. Huff and puff football if ever I saw it.

This is going to take a heap of good fortune, I'm afraid.

Yeah. And all because City won the Treble. That's their new anti-Glazer trigger, whether they acknowledge it or not.

What do you have against rats?

Only on the roundabout.

Even if it takes 3 hours.

I always call the police when we lose. Quicker than having a silly rant.

Are you sure he's a good manager? £50 M for Mason Mount, ffs? Who can't even play on the same pitch as the rat-faced one, if he can play at all. Whilst all the while they have no striker.

Up there with Fawlty Towers and Monty Python for me.

Godspeed the window closure.

Ive got one one of those. Should I ring the club and alert them?

Very Spursy.

Ah well. Never mind.

Father Ruben was a Plan D, though, as I remember. And look how that worked out. I am willing myself to be glass half full about this now. Announce Mbappe.

I feel better now. Who is next though?

Only if there's a Plan B.

Can't blame them for that.

Why didn't the Irons keep quiet and sell for £70