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Grover Cleveland must be pretty nervous tonight.

What’s Andy Morrison up to these days?

What’s McAtee done wrong?

Walking through the local park yesterday and this fucking massive dog, off its lead (despite a sign every 20 yards requiring your dog to be on a lead) sprints towards me then starts jumping up, obviously pretty friendly but covering me in mud and slobber. Cue two gormless middle-aged halfwits...

Today wasn’t great but there’s always one of these results every season, even when we walked the league we lost to Palace or Brentford or Wolves. It’s not this result, it’s how we react that matters.

Anelka for me, with Benabia, McNab, SWP, White and Paul Power just behind. Tony Coton was probably the one that contributed most though. Kinkadze was capable of mind-boggling skill but also of completely disappearing for games at a time. Francis was a Rolls Royce of a player but also soft as shit.

I do love The Omen, the others not so much. I know The Howling is much-lauded, but I always thought Wolfen was the best of the three 1981 werewolf movies. Having dipped into the DVD pile, tonight’s triple-bill will be Jess Franco’s 1976 version of Jack the Ripper, S. F. Brownrigg’s demented...

Environmental improvements are pointless? What, all of them? The clean air act? The Pollution Act? The National Parks Act? I quite like knowing I’m not drinking arsenic and mercury when I have a brew, or that my nephew is less likely to have lifelong asthma than his grandad did because air...

I remember watching them both on their original screenings - ITV showed The Day After about 9 months before Threads was screened on BBC2 and I remember The Day After having a bigger impact on me than Threads - the prize for coming first I suppose. The original idea for it was to film it as an...

Yet weirdly, I still have some affection for Brian Horton and that team, even though Peter Reid should never have got the bullet. Maddock was a grade-A bellend though.

Trying to figure out what the opposition’s half of the pitch is for?

Now Omar coming back would be properly funny.

Is the right answer. It’s the I. They rely on clickbait like this to operate. There’s a reason this bloke’s working there and Samuel is at The Times.

Unlucky Doku.

Doku has more space than Star Trek down his side.

This year has been a pretty lousy one so far for big Hollywood studios but they’ve survived worse - the mid-80s had far lower ticket sales than now for many of the same reasons as now - loads of people couldn’t afford it, new technology (home video in that case) and the fact that the stuff...

Saw it last night (there were about 6 of us in my opening night screening…which doesn’t bode well). It’s mental - no wonder Coppola couldn’t find a studio to finance it - think a two and a bit hour angry rant by an old man about how shit and risk-free modern cinema is through the medium of Roman...

Also Longlegs, Arcadian, I Saw the TV Glow, Blink Twice and Cuckoo. It’s like a throwback to 1981.

A point away at a decent side (they’d probably be better if they didn’t play such a cynical brand of football) with more than a few players scratching about for some form. Thought Josko and Jack were both excellent and Lewis is a gem.

Gordon really is a rat-faced bellend.