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I went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered from the specials menu - they gave me too much foo young

Seems like he’s on the case already!

Ha ha! My thoughts exactly

I love that 7 games in and this thread hasn’t got to double figure pages yet - are we all over ‘81?

Says a lot when they’re actually offering Mings job to other people…

Haha! It’s a bit like the players thought “hang on, we’re walking this, better slow down or ming the clueless is staying longer!”

Given the multiple nationalities, I would think so - I tend to call most workmates “bud”, they usually refer to me as “cock” (I think it’s a northern thing?)

It was just me calling fast.com - you’d think a speed test site would be prioritised!

I’m using “private internet access” which is £65 for 3 years with 3 months free on top. I like it as it can be used on unlimited devices so the whole family is covered. Not sure about renewal as that was allegedly 85% off, £390 would be a piss take! I also got a dedicated IP but had to choose a...

Been into “seriously” cheese spread, ham and Heinz baconaise mayo on warbies (brown or white). Ambrosia! (No, don’t add rice pudding)

Just saw that wiki page and saw “all the young dudes” by mott the hoople / Bowie was banned for a bit because it advertised “marks and sparks” - madness! Apparently for airplay they changed the line to "Wendy's stealing clothes from unlocked cars"

He he I see what you did there ;)

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her anything. When she asked me why, I told her "You still haven't used the present I bought you last year!"

Sad, cracking actor you cannot mistake from his voice alone - but guaranteed the original Conan the barbarian will be screened soon which is always a good watch

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a...

Sooo, just to throw a stink bomb in to the room, anybody have any inkling about our request for the prems emails regarding City? I heard as part of our court case against them we asked for these? Surely that’d throw up some concerns!

Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise it’d be justwater…

I understand City had the lowest net spend in the premier for this window, with a profit of £115.8 million - I reckon we deliberately didn’t do any more business just to boil some piss with that figure!

Crikey it must be on - according Sly Stone “Sterling, who has 82 England caps, is known to be a childhood United fan.” News to me! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c62rwryz8x6o