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That's the big four, or as Sky Sports have it, the big 7

Sly sports getting giddy about Emery and his record at PSG. Haven't their pundits spend most of this season saying that Pep has it easy and that anyone could lead City to the title with all the money we have spent.

Sly sports are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/11336355/would-manchester-uniteds-form-typically-win-the-premier-league

Can any United fan be happy that they haven't come close to challenging for the title since 2013. Five years ago! Yeah OK the Fa cup and league cup and Europe's second string comp but surely they must be getting worried they are so far behind us. The donut thief will soon want out and thats...

Apparently it's going to take us 100 years to catch up with the Rags, according to posts of Facebook. Mind you according to posts earlier in the season Maureen always wins the title in his second year.

Phil Jones -A man with a face like a child's nightmare

According to the beeb's gossip column Turtle turned down the chance to sign Ronaldo in the summer. Yeah and I turned down the chance to shag Kylie the other night

1) The Bamboo 2) Piccadilly 21s 3) Rotters 4) Coco Savannas 5) Munroes

Hole in the wall ticket machines, something else for the MIBs to smash up or crowd round chanting at!