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Because that requires payment, so by definition, you have to have a payment method to use the service, and you typically need to be an adult to get the payment method (or at least you did back in my day). If paying for an OnlyFans subscription was the only way to watch porn, you probably...

Why do these AI things always sound like they've been scripted by someone working in one of those Indian scam call centres?

To be fair, they do try to play nice football, they're just shit at it, so they have to resort to set pieces and time wasting to get over the line.

I think aspects of it are unenforceable. Teens will still access porn, for example, because there will always be motivation to do so like there is with alcohol. But I feel like social media is different, because it derives its value from the fact that everyone else is on it. So if it becomes...

It's like when somewhere says it's going to be the 'next silicon valley' though. How many places have claimed themselves to be this over the last 20 years? But ultimately America has silicon valley because they have favourable conditions for big corporations at the expense of everyone else, and...

He'll be prancing around in the ring pretending to box with Jake Paul by the end of the year.

Another day, another featured person in the Telegraph whose circumstances don't seem to stand up to scrutiny. File that alongside the woman on benefits who sends her kid to a private school that's half the price of the cheapest fees of of any known private school in the country.

Bayern Munich taught them everything they know.

Bollocks that that doesn’t earn them a replay these days.

I feel like there's a bit of rewriting of history. A few poor months and the game has passed us by, as if we haven't won the last four titles, and 6 of the last 7, including a treble.

'Suicide' incoming? Accident with a balcony?

Probably why Farage is so in favour. Doesn't have to worry about those pesky constituents in Clacton.

Seeing more about the 'birth rate crisis' in the West than overpopulation these days. Isn't a reduction in birth rates what we wanted?

So that people wouldn't vote for it. The biggest mistake the Lib Dems made was agreeing to go into power with the Tories for an AV referendum, rather than their original policy of a PR referendum. The fact that the Tories would only agree to an AV referendum tells you exactly how popular they...

My favourite recent discovery is that ChatGPT can't draw anything left-handed and can't draw a clock with a specific time. Here's my two attempts:

He's played Lewis ahead of Walker for most of the season. Simpson-Pusey isn't playing because he's 19 years-old with 2 senior appearances to his name. And you're right, Pep doesn't trust youngsters with that level of experience to start, because that sort of player should be eased into the team...

One thing I would potentially question is his international record. If he's as good as they say, why has his only international experience come at under-17 level? Why no under-21 experience or even under-18? There might be a legitimate reason for that, of course. But our previous direct from...

Well yeah, Ake hasn't been much better. 10, 14, 26, 29 and 8 so far this season. At least he's got better every season, but we've had awful luck with injuries at CB. Ake had an injury the season before we bought him, and I remember a few people being a bit worried. But the two seasons before...

Yep, I love John Stones, but since he's joined us, here's how many league games he's managed per season: 27, 18, 24, 16, 22, 14, 23, 16, and 8 so far this season. Those are Ledley King numbers.