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My Mum told me recently that only about 14% of the population of Cornwall are now Cornish.

I don’t think any of us, who were inside Maine Road that day were angry at the final whistle. Except the visiting rags, of course. Out of interest, was the Gene Kelly Stand still being used for opposition fans then?

Every time the snivelling little rat was cheered, between the goal and the pisscan hooking him to save him further embarrassment, was a moment of glee for me, and I suspect, every other Blue in Maine Road that day. Especially given his comments from the previous day, the arrogant twat!

And while KWP is now at West Ham - no disrespect intended to either party - Kyle became the greatest right-back the Premier League has seen, having won numerous trophies during his time in Manchester.

He’s fucked off to Napoli, so that he can be assisted by the Premier League's greatest ever player. They still have the new Peter Davenport, though, in the name of Zebedee.

I will never tire of seeing this image. I didn’t notice it at the time, because I was too busy celebrating The Goat's exceptional finish in block BB, but this has been a great reminder of that wonderful day on many occasions since.

So that’s why he joined the rags!

Fuck me! Even young rags are ugly!

Patrick Barclay: https://www.skysports.com/football/news/21564/10564762/pep-guardiola-vs-jose-mourinho-is-a-huge-early-psychological-battle-say-sunday-supplement-panel

I met Bert once; at Maine Road. I saw this old gentleman signing an autograph for a young lad, and wondered who he was. As I approached him, I suddenly realised that it was the great man. After he’d signed my autograph book, I was so dumbstruck that I didn’t know what to say, apart from...

Didn’t Paul Merton have a go as well?

I loved Dandelion and Burdock. And I still do.

I had Victor for a few years. I loved it.

Kenny Charisma had a ready-made team, when he took over at Klanfield. It’s not really that surprising. Not to me, anyway.

Likes the sound of his own voice too much. And likes seeing himself on Sty too much. And loves the rags too much.

He was definitely going to use a word beginning with "n," as he replaced it with "numpty".

It depends how old you are.

Joe Hart is excellent too. Knowledgeable, articulate and good looking. He'll certainly never get a job on talkshite.

It was a tongue-in-cheek remark, J.

Finest? The competition must have been shite, then.