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Sane and Ederson should form a support group.

I'm more of an adopted Manc!

I've been working tonight and the last time I checked the rags were winning 2-0. I did not expect...that.

I've just seen the rag score. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus Christ United you actually bottled a 2-0 lead with TWO OWN GOALS.

Oh yeah, I know Carney. I had no idea she was Grealish's PE teacher though. Small world!

Said every Everton fan ever about Martinez.

Both Kaspar Schmeichel and Kevin Pressman have talked about that and how irritating it is. Loads of hot takes from people who know dick about goalkeeping.

Oh wow, who? Is she ex-Everton at all?

So that was why Grealish got his hair yanked. He’s surprisingly popular on gossip forum Tattle. There’s over 100 threads on him and they call him Gucci.

Boehly is like an IRL Simpsons character.

‘Play for the shirt/badge.’ Nobody cares about the badge or the shirt.

Same old Real Madrid. Same old Chelsea.

Something something Tuchel sex dungeon. Also the German rags acting like they’re a workers’ collective is just bizarre.

Kaching!

Bayern Munich piss me off, so congrats.

They can keep him.

Liverpool’s title challenge has ended not with a bang but a whimper.

He’s welcome at Goodison any time.

I love cheese. I love hot cross buns. But NOT TOGETHER. And what idiot thought Prosecco-flavoured potato snacks were a good idea?

Grammar.