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Championship quality at best this game.

*Ham Salad shakes head and looks up to the Egyptian Gods in despair at the quality of that dive*

German Harvey Elliott...I'm having that one mate.

Not a single Englishman in the dipper team, never mind scouser. Seem to remember we got called out once by not fielding a single Mancunian in a derby.

Described as "a break" by the Sky coms team...

Serves you right for wearing skank Green Flash mate ; )

No mate. Doing Madrid and Bodo. Ticket or no ticket, just for the craic. Enjoy mate.

Lol soft lad.

Swapping the collective noun for Rooks with thievery, would be far more accurate my friend.

Be funny as fuck to be only 2 points behind the cunts on Sunday night. Sadly, Chavski will roll over for 'em though...

I'm pretty sure that they have no legal right to check your wallet for anything mate. Only the police can do that. Razor blades? Yeah right, we all know what they're really searching for. In my experience of stewarding in Europe they normally seem quite laid back in comparison to England.

Not got a pickaxe and a sawn-off shotgun then?

I know it's the trademark media description of the shitty stretford end and the fabled kop, but that goal was truly sucked into the net by us that day. The team and fans were just about the most connected I've ever experienced.

100% right, tough career path and gave it a go, despite having no chance of ever living up to his old man's legendary status. Fair fucks given on every level. Good business head on him as well. In preparation for his retirement he was stress testing his new range of blowup dolls in Lisbon . Top...

Just about the best limbs I've ever experienced in our away end when that goal went in. It was fucking bedlam on the pitch and in the stands. And the piss up in Southampton after the game was the stuff of legends.

Thanks mate. The SC's previously held by me and the good lady have certainly been added to the legions of day trippers, as has been reported to me on many an occasion. I'm still awaiting confirmation from the Club that they'll hear my appeal, some 4 weeks after informing them of my intention...

Did anyone else see Rodwell on 139 goals or was it just me staring blankly at the screen...

It's wierd our support. We are acknowledged as having one of, if not THE best away followings in England. Great mix of songs, old and new, noisy as fuck and fully engaged with the team on the pitch. The coach and the players love it, rival supporters are in awe of it. Proud and loud. Home, I...