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Operation fuck City over in full effect.

Cherki. Headed assist from his own half.... I'm liking the cut of this lads jib.

Avoid the approaching football like its got anthrax on it.

OK, let's not do that again, lads.

It seems to me that some fans are absolutely desperate for a super league. Crying out for it.

I don’t unerstand his point here. He picked HIS team himself. He made the substitutions HIMSELF. City or Chelsea don't make decisions for him. It's a weird take by someone morphing into a weird man.

The scouse fans didn't want the other scouse fans to walk out alone. Fair play.

I can't be doing with scouse pundit arrogance. And its twin brother, rag pundit arrogance. Fuckers!

Dear City, Recently I made a confession on behalf of Bring Back Swales as he carried out wanton vandalism of a toilet. Before you (justifiably) give his tickets to a tourist, can you let me know where they are in the ground, I might swap them with mine. Yours sucking-uply You know who :)

Dear City, With the startling news that there is an actual CSI Man City, I would like to come clean with my confession. Last season at half time, I darted from the bogs, and there was a little bit of dribble dropped onto the urinal area floor as I turned away. I understand this is unacceptable...

This isn't Peps first season, though. It's his tenth. Your positive reasoning around our mediocrity doesn't change the fact that the team isn't in a good place. Watching them these days I am waiting for the inevitable aimless floated cross, or an unforced misplaced pass. And if I'm expecting it...

Very chill atitude. Nice :)

I don't think we are in any position to gift anyone anything this season. We are mediocre.

In previous years I'd be saying "it's only a matter of time" I'm not saying that anymore.

It works, just not how I expected :(

If you change the name Rico Lewis for David Silva, your comment would be accurate.

I think he did that by mistake

He's on his phone buying a jacuzzi off ebay.

It's weird how Pep doesn't make unforced subs at half-times. Bordering on stubborn. If he isn't making changes today at half time, then either the players are doing their jobs correctly, or he's satisfied with the performance. Neither of which seem to be correct

Missing our big chances... check Oppo's score from first shot... check Ref booking City players for decent challenges... check Oppo players diving for fun... check Blatant penalty ignored... check Savinho wasteful with final ball... check Just another day at the office.