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I remember watching this ferret-faced rodent talking after one of our games ages ago and when asked what Pep had done to change things in the second half answered 'I don't know'. He then laughed. That's the only honest thing that's ever come out of this turd's mouth.

Both inside and out.

Guardiola has just passed Les Macdowall's record of most wins as City manager with 222 (Macdowall's was 220).

The nurse got a couple of digs in too.

Funnily enough, my mate said he thought it would once the goal went in.

My fucking eyes.

You can with VAR.

I'd forgotten he'd blamed a witch for one result. What a ****.

It means they're brainless.

The king is dead, long live his teeth.

Anyone know where I can get a wreath shaped like a giant pair of gnashers?

So, he's like the liverpool fan base then.

Someone on here sent me the programme from that game to get it signed by Bert when I got him to sign his autobiography for me at Waterstones a few years back. I have to say that his hands were fucking huge and enveloped mine - and what a gent. He's the reason my whole family became blues when...

The blame.

He ditched his 'principles' after 2 games. There's no way back from that. Happily.

Just like every striker in the Premier League.

Homunculus.

I've heard first-hand reports on Asa which suggest you can drop the 'allegedly'.