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I wonder if there's a 'health and safety' clause in his contract?

Interesting.

To be fair to the rags, having watched that game today I can see them finishing in the top half of the table (if they can keep everyone fit)...

This is fucking shit.

In your Liverpool slums...

He sounds like one of those little, shitty dogs that chase after you when you're out running (only less intelligent).

Brings a tear to my eye every time.

It is funny how he plays well in a team that is playing well and poorly in a team that is playing poorly.

Can't understand why Rooney gets a gig as a pundit. It's like listening to the Michelin Man right after he's had a lobotomy and some tight bastard has stuck a Brillo Pad on his head to cheer him up.

Reijnder's mustard? I thought it was Coleman's.

Enjoyable to watch again!

They've hated us for a lot longer than these charges have been held over our heads.

This ref is a ****. Otherwise enjoying it (special mention for Bernardo, Trafford, Bobb and Rudolph).

How about spelling his name correctly.

They're also cheap bastards.

I was joshing, mate. Thanks for the response anyhow.

What d'you mean?

That could be any of their signings from the last 10 years. Cunts.

World cup coming up and guaranteed first-team football?

What a brilliant bit of tele that was.