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None of the tickets were for her. I want to enjoy myself.

Erm...I bought tickets on 14th February.

Again, it isn’t is it? I didn’t pay anything and it’s not a Manchester United station. I clicked on a YouTube video. Don’t let it spoil your day.

It isn't though is it? It's scrolling through YouTube at work and wanting to listen to something, seeing that our ticketing issues have been discussed and clicking on it. You make your choices, I'll make mine.

Simon Jordan calling us a "plastic" fanbase on TalkSport. What a thundercunt that man really is.

That PGMOL have "helped" them since the David Coote fiasco. That the season has started and ended with different rules. That they were caught illegally hacking City's computer systems and nothing has ever happened (partly because we're too soft as a club with others but treat our own like...

What are you doing in them?

Of course they are champions before they get the trophy.

That's more like it.

The fucking din that bagpipes make.

But then if the 10 voted out the 1 traitor, the show would be over.

At half time last night, I washed the pots and put a dark wash on while my boys had a quick game of darts. I enjoyed cleaning those dishes and pans far more than I would've "enjoyed" listening to Shay Given flapping his gums.

I'm not sure there's many theatre's with 55,000 seats.

"I have to be honest, I don't know a thing about the Paraguayians." Thank you for your input Mr Lawrenson.

Really? From Villa's constant shithousing. 2 minutes for substitutions and the rest for them refusing to start play in decent time.

You're right. To be fair to him, he's managed it perfectly to evade suspicion. Give United 11 minutes to score three. He'd have gotten away with it too had it not been for you pesky kids.

"1,000 years from no, there'll be no guys and no girls. Just wankers. Sounds great to me."

I'd prefer it if it was an original and not a song that Leeds have already used with different words.