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  1. J

    United (H) - Sun 14th Sept, 16:30 | PL | Pre-Match Thread

    Especially against purveyors of Park the Bus Hoofball. Something at which united excell at.
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    Typical City days are back

    Actually what we're currently having to endure is much worse than the "typical City" days, at least back then it was a bit of a roller coaster of excitement with unpredictable performances and results. This predictable, repeated dirge is rapidly approaching the Pierce era of dullness and...
  3. J

    Premier League Games | 30/31 August '25

    It works perfectly and exactly as it was designed to... ... To aid certain sides by giving highly dubious decisions for their benefit.
  4. J

    Ian Brown

    What dodgy viewpoints does he hold?
  5. J

    The Little Horse

    It's hard to believe that in the whole of world football there isn't a single decent right back who's potentially available.
  6. J

    United Thread | 2025/26

    Taken from the Pistonheads united thread, as ever they just constantly veer back and forth between "we've got a decent manager but crap players" to "weve got a crap manager but decent players" I'm not sure what's worse, the delusion or the cringe factor... I said before the appointment of RA...
  7. J

    United Thread | 2025/26

    Isn't 3421 just a fancy way of describing Park the Bus Hoofball? Which is the only style of play united have used in a long time anyway, including under Amorim.
  8. J

    United Thread | 2025/26

    I'm curious to know why Amorim seems to be freezing Mainoo out. Don't get me wrong, Mainoo is hugely overhyped and overrated as per all united "wonder kids" but it seems a bit odd that Amorim isn't apparently willing to give him a chance.
  9. J

    United Thread | 2025/26

    That was one of the most bizarre and hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Playing with his little tactics board actaully on the touchline whilst the game is going on around him.
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    United Thread | 2025/26

    And the third and most expensive one hiding away at the back until he was tenth in line to take one. Not exactly what you'd expect a centre forward to do when it comes to a penalty shootout.
  11. J

    Premier League Games | 22/23/24/25 August '25

    Yep I've always said this. Throughout all the success we've had this last 10+ years you can probably count on one hand the number of fluky, undeserved wins we've had where the opposition were the better side. We always have to be playing at near the top of our game to secure a win, whoever...
  12. J

    New Season Seat Shockingly Bad

    Social media.
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    Jet heeled defender

    No matter how fast a defender is surely he can't cover the whole width of the pitch to deal with any breakaways. We need to fix the root cause of why we're so hopelessly exposed and vulnerable to counter attacks.
  14. J

    United Thread | 2025/26

    It's what's used by the footballing authorities both on and off the pitch whenever united should be subject to closer scrutiny. A cursory look is also given to united's accounts by the PL every time they're supposed to be analysed for PSR compliance.
  15. J

    Moths, wasps and spiders..

    I'd never known of Cellar Spiders before until encountering them in my current house. They're funny things, they look incredibly delicate, fragile and harmless with tiny bodies and long thin spindly legs yet, as you say, they'll kill and eat much bigger, chunkier spiders and other insects with...
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    Moths, wasps and spiders..

    It's truly bizarre with flies isn't it. They're determined to find their way into your house through a 5mm gap in a slightly open window, yet as soon as they do get in they instantly go absolutely batshit mental trying to get straight back out again. Then even when you fling every door and...
  17. J

    Spurs (H) | PL | Post Match Thread

    His demise seems to have coincided with him getting together with that Insta bird.
  18. J

    Spurs (H) | PL | Post Match Thread

    Absolutely it does. We may well have won the title but the football we were playing was some of the most dull and unexciting stuff I've seen in a very long time, I'm convinced a lot of our wins were simply down to us boring the opposition to death.
  19. J

    Media discussion - 2025/26

    What's annoyed me in just the last couple of seasons is the trend for commentators to now wildly overreact to every half/quarter chance. Even when its a very tame shot and clearly going well wide or safely blocked by a defender or gathered by the keeper they still shout like it was a screamer...

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